The summer season is almost upon us which means oppressive heat and sticky humidity. A trip to the beach or community pool is all but inevitable at some point in the season. Are you ready for it? Sunglasses, check. UV protection, check. Towel, check. Insect repellant, check. But what about those other pests of the beach… the metrosexuals? Naired chests, chiseled muscles, superstar tans… it might generate a real anxiety about doffing your t-shirt in public. Not anymore. Dorito-eating gamers rejoice!
Sport this t-shirt and you can conceal your shame without sticking out like an insecure sally, all the while making a bold social statement. This summer, it is time to reclaim what it is to be a man!